1. Some how you are a magician in multitasking!
2. you put up with the, kids on the worst of days.
3. You do the best you can do!
4. no one is as patient as you...
5. You are the BEST security guard ever! (not over protective.. security guard)
6. You put up with Dad ideas all year!
Ladies, you put up with your other KID too the one that can "adult" on most days. And for that you deserve a metal!
So weather it's you walking in on a bad idea (like the one on the left) or hearing his advise like "no boyfriend until your 50", "next time kick him", "dual it out kids", "ask your mom."
You put up with it all year and for life, so yes you deserve a pat on the back (or a girls weekend).
7. You try to keep it cool.
Listening to Taylor Swift, learning the "ney ney" knowing all super hero names, and collecting shopkins. All things that might not interest you but you are not like a regular MOM, you are like a COOL mom!
Great Job, one day they will too get it.
8. You are a nutritionist!
9. because of you they don't live in an episode of hoarders!
10. No one can ever be you, Mom's make everything possible!
I personally thank you for creating children that my own children can bond and interact with.